Bling monkey

Something totally unexpected and painful happened yesterday... we went to Euroclinic and an ugly doctor pierced my ears... it really hurt... i can tell you, that hospital has not heard such crying in a long time, if ever... i did not like the procedure at all...
now take a good look at me and let me know what you think... was it worth it? My dad calls me the "bling monkey" and says that i look like a small orangutan who has just broke into a jewellery store, took some bling and quickly put it on... so quickly that the earrings are now reversed and you cannot see the diamonds... ooops, this was supposed to be a secret... but i am sure you will not tell anyone, will you?
i wonder... could it be that this was done for my parents' own amusement? i really suffered, so if this is the case (and i will find out one day...) they will not get away that easy... this i can promise...
see ya, my men...

Park me, please!

I really like going in the park... i usually sleep all the time, but i am 100% sure i like the park.
I think I have some parktronic sensors, which notify me when i am in the park...and i fall asleep immediately.
I will only wake up when my milktronic sensors warn me that my milk level is too low and i need that bloody refill... umm, i think milk is better than the park...so many k's...k's are nice, but Z's are better...i think...
see you later!

31 days later...

it has been an interesting month...my first one out, after nine in...
9 + 1...like in a kaiac-canoe team...
i started to enjoy being out here...yesterday i participated to the first wedding in my life - uncle Dodo and aunt Janet got married, after eight years of being married...must be that i am too little to understand...i am sure everything will become clearer as i grow up...
i wish them "Casa de la Rocka" and i wish myself "Happy...something"...don't know exactly what, but i will know soon...