at-TEN-tion!

-One thing is for sure: time flies.
-Actually there is another sure thing: I started to walk! Can you believe this? To be honest, for now I am still four-legs-drive, so I am really like a small giraffe...but I know that soon I will be rear-legs-drive...because it's sportier...so I heard on TopGear...you should pay attention to me pretty soon, when I will start my races...it's going to be really loud!
-And to make it even more complex, there is a third sure thing that kept me thinking all day today: my calendar shows that my age just turned TEN! Ten months, to be more specific...Wow, that's a round number! Easy to scribble! Even for me!
Ufff, I am somehow nervous...so it's already TEN months...since my parents have been asked regularly: "Ce mai face Iza?"

Well, I'm just fine, keeping myself busy with my thoughts...and my walks...and Ryan, which is a zebra and my bestest friend...thanks for asking!
See you!

 

ann(year)versary

Hmmm...my blog is now at its first balance sheet date...and the results after ONE year are as follows: 22 posts, 41 images, a long series of events, one small giraffe (not so small lately...), two earrings, two normal parents, one zebra, one elephant, one i-Room, some great hairstyles, several fashion challenges and even few visitors...

It was good, it can be better and hopefully it will become a "must click" territory...blog the small giraffe!

Based on the above I decided to approve the one-year preliminary financials, the budget for next years, re-confirmed the management team and concluded there are no profits available for distribution...

Happy Anniversary Blog!

(EL) NINO...Nine In Nine Out

Statistically speaking I have spent as much time outside as I have spent inside...I am finally symmetric!
For sure outside is better than inside...much more noise, many more people...zebra, elephant, hello kitty...oh it's beautiful!
Practically speaking, I went through nine months of inside training, got out of the shell, met him and her (see below) and then successfully passed all my exams for the next nine months, won Bucharest Idol - good preparation and balance is everything...
And to make my first nine months complete, one week ago I met my first milk tooth...enchanté...he's a special one...you should see his weird direction...from looking at him I can tell he does not have a GPS...not even a compass...totally disoriented...and he is so alone...I hope the others will come out a lot more organized...
See you!

Activ8! ...my charm...

This is not supposed to sound like a command from "Star Trek" or "Transformers", but like a simple statement from an innocent kid...
it seems I have activated my charming personality and now mom and dad are completely hooked on me...they cannot do anything without me...poor people...and they only know me since August last year...how come they got so addicted?
many months have passed by now, but I simply cannot say that I am eight months old, because I am not old...
so it means that tomorrow I will be 8 months young!
bye-bye...

HAiRY dOTTER

Wow!!! What is this??? I think it must be somebody really famous!
Gorgeous hairstyle! I would give the world to be like her!
Who is she? Can I meet her? I am sure she is really busy!
...she must be!...
I wonder how much does she make from endorsement deals
...she's pure gold!...
I must have seen this angel before...looks familiar somehow...
Hmmm...could it be?...no...oh, don't tell me...I am so excited!!!
Cannot remember the name, but I think it is that wizard kid that does fabulous magic tricks and shouts out interesting Latin spells...Expecto Patronum!...this sounds really powerful...makes me shiver...
Ahhh...I remembered...of course I knew!!! HAiRY dOTTER...
Rictusempraaa!!!...

Usual suspects

I did not pay too much attention to style and fashion until recently, as nobody expects too much from a newborn. We are all cute and nice...with our pinkish hue and our rosy glow, as George Costanza used to say... Nevertheless, if you care to make a step forward and aim for a cool look, you need to define your style and bring your image to a new level...big words for a small kid in a crazy world...
This is my new "suspect look"...I asked my dad to take me to the catwalk, as walking is something quite difficult for me at the moment...
So, here is my question to the bad zebra-cop and the elegant prosecutor-elephant: "Who's your suspect now, punks?"
...to be continued...

6! = Heads up! / Watch out!

I do not know any English or Romanian (I think I know some N'avi though...) so I cannot tell you if the statement above is true, i.e. if "Sase!" really means "Heads up!", but if this is true, then it all makes sense to me...so watch out for me - I'm still growing up so fastest...I'm travelling through time at the speed of light...pepsi light...
It's been six months since my parents collect my allowance from the City Hall Sector 3 - I hope they save the money for me, but I have not seen any piggybank in my i-Room, so I think they might steal from me...what do I do then? Difficult crisis times to live in...
Ha-ha-ha...I just realized...if I had received one pretty horse for every month I've lived, now I should have "sasa cai frumosi"!...
SIX you later...bye...

Give me FIVE!

Five fingers on a hand (or foot!)...Five basic senses...Five working days in a week (not for my parents!)...Five meals a day (that's for me!)...Five letters in Manta...Five points in a pentagram...
Number Five - Chanel's iconic fragrance...Five years in Basescu's presidential mandate...Five years (at least!) until I will be able to read this blog...

...was there anything else?...I guess not...
...wait - it just hit me: Five months since I came around!

Happy Five, Iza!

IZA met Santa...and Santa met IZA...

This time I will let the pictures speak for themselves...
It was a special meeting, well I was quite anxious and also tired, I did not know any poems and I was just about to throw up on the guy's clothes...some emotions just cannot be held...
Santa was nice... I think he supports Dinamo... I did not ask this and I don't know him, but he had a certain way of dressing himself and he mixes colors in a special way...must be Dinamo...

La-La sus rasare,
Ca o taina mare...

Thanks for the gifts, Santa!

three stripes

Check out this photo! My dad has a certain affinity for a well known international sportswear firm (you might know this already) and I have some cool stuff as well of that brand. Now look at my new hat!

I think you noted the three stripes on the forehead and I think you agree that I look really cool...

IZA la Busteni

Mountains are high,
Milk is so cool,
The barbeque was quite fine,
My parents are fool...


For me.

PS: I had a very nice three-day holiday in Busteni!

i-Room

I recently heard that e-rooms are so cool these days...everybody appreciates them, they are interesting to use for sharing info...blah-blah-blah...
However I honestly believe that the coolest stuff currently available is the i-room, where (i) stands for me, i.e. iZA...and I really mean this...take a look for yourself, have you ever seen something that nice? I didn't...
Having all my wallpaper-diet-thin-flat-friends around me just makes me crazy happy...I really love being with them!
So enough with the iPod, iPhone and other iDon'tKnowWhat...now it's time for the i-Room!
i-Kisses!

one for the monkey, TWO for the show

3hree days ago i was exactly 2wo months old in my year number 1ne!
so you could say i am the great director of the very successful Romanian movie 3 2 1... no one like me... maybe Mungiu, not quite sure though...

another month has passed with great experiences and delicious milk mixes... Parazitii are right: "E greu sa gasesti un mix bun"... however it seems i did find it!

last point to note: the second month came with a change in the diapers' size... i started to use Pampers no 2... i am so big now... you should come see me...

bye... see you at some party... or other events...

Bling monkey

Something totally unexpected and painful happened yesterday... we went to Euroclinic and an ugly doctor pierced my ears... it really hurt... i can tell you, that hospital has not heard such crying in a long time, if ever... i did not like the procedure at all...
now take a good look at me and let me know what you think... was it worth it? My dad calls me the "bling monkey" and says that i look like a small orangutan who has just broke into a jewellery store, took some bling and quickly put it on... so quickly that the earrings are now reversed and you cannot see the diamonds... ooops, this was supposed to be a secret... but i am sure you will not tell anyone, will you?
i wonder... could it be that this was done for my parents' own amusement? i really suffered, so if this is the case (and i will find out one day...) they will not get away that easy... this i can promise...
see ya, my men...

Park me, please!

I really like going in the park... i usually sleep all the time, but i am 100% sure i like the park.
I think I have some parktronic sensors, which notify me when i am in the park...and i fall asleep immediately.
I will only wake up when my milktronic sensors warn me that my milk level is too low and i need that bloody refill... umm, i think milk is better than the park...so many k's...k's are nice, but Z's are better...i think...
see you later!

31 days later...

it has been an interesting month...my first one out, after nine in...
9 + 1...like in a kaiac-canoe team...
i started to enjoy being out here...yesterday i participated to the first wedding in my life - uncle Dodo and aunt Janet got married, after eight years of being married...must be that i am too little to understand...i am sure everything will become clearer as i grow up...
i wish them "Casa de la Rocka" and i wish myself "Happy...something"...don't know exactly what, but i will know soon...

6090806410196...legal-IZA me!

i have just been recognIZAed by the community...now i have my rights, don't i?
too bad i don't have any pockets, nor any wallet...i think will hide it under my Riso Scotti pillow...
you will see i have played a bit with my marker, just to make sure nobody can use it without my permission...so i can call this my first masterpiece...proud me...

growing concern

i am growing so fast... i already turned 14.
days...ha-ha-ha...

home @ IZA.....aaaaaa....or vice-versa?

i left the hospital today and my parents took me to another place...
apparently called home...somewhere referred to as Ozana...i really like names that have "Z"s...i wonder why...
anyway, i cried all day long and terrorIZAed every single neighbour....made my parents proud of me, i think...at midnight they tried to take me back to where i was born, but the doctor watched my back...it is wise to have good connections everywhere...
so long...

IZA AZI

bine AM venit!
welcoME!
wICHkommen!
bienJEnue!

IZA la Polizu

i did not behave very well lately...i got bored, so i started to produce motions and emotions...

they took me to a retreat (max 2 stars, i think...) where i spent 10 quality days with my mom...sleeping, eating and playing in some nice short black-and-white movies...

Polizu Retreat...sounds almost like IZA...almost...

dad was out almost all the time - mom said he is busy with qpr...never heard about this one...i hope he's not my brother...

anyway, i am back home now, after i managed to freak out everybody...too much stress...

Expectation revIZAed

Az everything happenz faster theze dayz, it seemz i will come out earlier than initially eztimated...too many Z's?...

So...see you in less than a month...

People I know

i only know few people by now, but they are really friendly and nice to me:

• mom - or as i like to call her - my shell

• dad - or as i like to call him - mother****er

• zebra and the elephant - or as i like to call them - business partners

Expectation

i hear they expect me to come out on Monday, August 10, 2009

see U then!