HAiRY dOTTER

Wow!!! What is this??? I think it must be somebody really famous!
Gorgeous hairstyle! I would give the world to be like her!
Who is she? Can I meet her? I am sure she is really busy!
...she must be!...
I wonder how much does she make from endorsement deals
...she's pure gold!...
I must have seen this angel before...looks familiar somehow...
Hmmm...could it be?...no...oh, don't tell me...I am so excited!!!
Cannot remember the name, but I think it is that wizard kid that does fabulous magic tricks and shouts out interesting Latin spells...Expecto Patronum!...this sounds really powerful...makes me shiver...
Ahhh...I remembered...of course I knew!!! HAiRY dOTTER...
Rictusempraaa!!!...

Usual suspects

I did not pay too much attention to style and fashion until recently, as nobody expects too much from a newborn. We are all cute and nice...with our pinkish hue and our rosy glow, as George Costanza used to say... Nevertheless, if you care to make a step forward and aim for a cool look, you need to define your style and bring your image to a new level...big words for a small kid in a crazy world...
This is my new "suspect look"...I asked my dad to take me to the catwalk, as walking is something quite difficult for me at the moment...
So, here is my question to the bad zebra-cop and the elegant prosecutor-elephant: "Who's your suspect now, punks?"
...to be continued...